I realize that this is a very simple, and almost obtuse beginning to my blog but it sets the tone for everything that I want to talk about. When I was young I remember my teacher, my parents and other family members ask me what I wanted to be when I grow up, and I always answered them the same way, I wanted to be king. Not a police man, not a fireman, not a teacher, not a restaurant owner I wanted to be the most powerful thing I knew of at the time,and for me that was a King.
What does being king have to do with blogging? Well I just finished watching the facebook movie with some friends of mine. No i will not be reviewing it, I will only says that if I knew how to program that would have been me. I mean he made facebook because he knew how to program websites and he was drunk, I am halfway there most nights of the week. But I digress. every time I drive down the street, turn on the TV or really pay attention to the world around me I see people that are rich showing off there money. They drive around in nice cars, have expensive clothes with some other persons name on them and all these people act like they are better than every other person they see. Now some of them are rich because they worked hard, some got lucky and other got someone else lucky and in return they buy them expensive toys. Thats fine, but my problem is that I am not any where near as well of as I should be by this point in my life.
I always thought that everyone is supposed to have a talent that sets them apart from every one else. My sister is amazingly creative, I have a friend that can role the best cigarettes I even know a girl who is the craziest bitch in the world. Me I am a jack of all trades. I know a little bit about everything but what I pride myself most on is how cleaver I am and if it happens to be a dirty joke of sorts, forget about it. some of the things I have said would make a priest blush then laugh his ass off. My biggest problem is that I forget half the things I come up with but hopefully that will soon change.
The main reason I am starting this blog is because it is part one of my newest idea, and yes it was inspired by the previously mentioned movie. You see the main character, like so many other well off people, started by having an idea and going for it, so that's what i am going to do. Every idea I have, good, bad, funny, sad, ridiculous or genius I will do. Regardless of its complications, I will try to do it and as I said part one is this blog. here I will post my musings, jokes, failed attempts, triumphs and anything else that think might be worthy of mentioning to anyone else. So to every one that has read this thing so far get ready to get inside my head cause I promise you one thing... I will type this thing after I have been drinking ;)
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Funny shit That happened to me and those around me
Me to a bouncer: Hey listen me and my buddy are about to get into a fight with these assholes in back, if you need to kick us out no problem we'll be back tomorrow, if you want you can help.
What makes me pissed
One week after publicly declaring that my Bears curse was lifted (side note: Ever Bears game I have ever watched since I was a kid resulted in the bears losing up until last week) The Bears not only lost against the Giants but our coach suddenly became a mute and out "Star" quarterback has hit so hard he has a concussion.
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